What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

Dr No

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…